There are different size slices of birthday cake.

1) little girl slice

2) girl slice

3) woman watching her waist line slice

4) sissy boy slice

5) big boy slice

6) man slice

7) fat man slice

8) oink slice

9) here is yours, thanks for the cake slice

If everyone knew this, there wouldn’t be any question as to how large of a slice that I wanted when I attend a birthday party. Its funny how the server always looks up at you and says, how big of a slice would you like? Then they hold the knife over a little girl slice expectantly.

Do I look like a little girl?

Blast it! Just give me the #9!